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Get up on the table : pull off that gown
Raise up that right leg : let the left one down
Pull off them stockings : that silk underwear
The doctor's got to cut you mama : Lord knows where
Got two or three tumors : shaped like a cube
Two or three leaks : in your inner tube
Bring on that ether : bring on that gas
The doctor's got to cut you mama : yas yas yas
Four monkey wrenches : and a two‑horse shay
Pair of old britches : and a bale of hay
Your ribs was kind of loose : they moved about
If I hadn't've sewed you up : everything would fell out
I put in new tubes : hide the exhaust
I went into your hood : and cleaned your spark plugs off
Your body's kind of weak : now don't be hard
From now on be careful : with them connection rods
Now your body's kind of weak : don't be hard
Go kind of easy : with them connection rods
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